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Write a poem using all the words you say most frequently to your kid(s).

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Write about an alternate universe where your house is always clean and your kids behave like angels. Would you go crazy? Or could you convince yourself it’s real?

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Explain to your child the difference between mine and yours. Be poetic, be creative, whatever works for you.

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Write a jingle advertising your kid’s least favorite food. Say whatever you need to to convince them to eat it. Make it rhyme or tell us what melody your jingle is set to.

Bonus points: use it the next time you serve your child’s least favorite food.

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Write the rest of the poem:

I told my toddler I loved him

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Write the dedication of your child’s memoir or book. Make it poetic and dedicate it to yourself, include your parenting counterpart as well, if you want, or anyone else you hope has a big impact in your child’s life.

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Delightfully misunderstood: Write about a time you tried to explain something to your child and they innocently misunderstood you.

Example: my kid is currently hitting the inside of the washing machine because I tried to explain to him that there’s a drum in the machine.

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You pull out 3 knives and one fork for breakfast and proceed to put pepper in your coffee. Poetically describe why you did not sleep well last night, if you don’t have a child related reason make one up.

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Write a poem describing going through your morning routine with your child.

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Part two: Your child has discovered your perfect hiding spot. Write about how you find out. Did you catch them red handed? Was there a mess? Or just an empty chocolate wrapper?